Féodor and the Environment

One day, while Féodor was relaxing upside down ("yoga", he said), Hester noticed what his tag said.

"Féodor," she said, "you're made from recycled materials."

"... I beg your pardon?"

"Yes. Here it says 'filling: recycled polyester fibres'."

Féodor thought deeply about this. Eventually he said, "I began life as a plastic bottle."

"Yes, perhaps."

Féodor thought about it some more. At length he said, "this is good. We have to look after the Earth."

A deep pause while he gathered all his wisdom.

"... after all, it's the only planet with croissants."

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