Féodor, Paranormal Investigator

Féodor attempted to pass a pleasant afternoon with some light reading. Unfortunately, he came away quite disturbed by the revelations he found within the pages.

"Prior to this, I had assumed that ghosts weren't something I had to contend with." he said. "That perhaps they might only haunt ginger cats. Or Italians."

Before Hester could ask 'why Italians??', Féodor was carrying on, "but now I see that ghosts may well be inescapable. Are you a ghost? Am I a ghost??"

"It's too much," he concluded, "I need to lie down and process for a moment."