Féodor the Film Critic

"This film," he said astutely, "was a rollercoaster of terrible decision making."

Hester asked him, "what was your main interpretation of the film?"

Féodor said, "It is, as all love stories are, a dire warning against talking to people. Just in case."

("Would you not say I somewhat resemble a young Vincent Cassel? No? I think I do")